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Holy Whoreshit batman. This is too much, even for me!

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 11:42:29 -0500

Holy Whoreshit batman. This is too much, even for me!:

This took all of the lines that might have been previously drawn, and tore (lol) right by them. This has in fact made me feel a bit off. I even debated putting this up or not..then I thought that is just what the fuck this site is for.

Get ready folks, this one will change you.

This made me sick.. that says something

Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:39:30 -0500

This made me sick.. that says something:

Just fucking wrong. This has just made my day less special! I am a fan of all things porn, and some things gross BUT THIS CROSSED the line. By a fucking long shot.

Eco-Sexual? For fucking real?

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 11:22:00 -0400

So here I am trying to get going after a weekend of burning tires, dumping used motor oil, and general shit I do, and I come in to this crap:

“VANCOUVER - It’s hard to believe that using “eco” to describe your sexual bent will help you land true love, but “green” is the latest trend in niche dating.”

Well this did nothing short of make my blood boil with hatred for these fucking hippies. It is now all but impossible for me to do anything without someone telling me how a) I could be doing it more “green” b) how their product/service is “green” FUCK THAT NOISE! I have had enough. Never before have I wanted to go dump oil in a stream, cut down a tree, run over a fucking hippie that is stopping rush hour traffic to tell us drivers how our commute to work is killing the earth…it just makes me think that if these people had jobs (would require lots of bathing, cutting of hair, and pruning of body hair) that they would have less time to waste my time.

So reading about these crazy fuckers talking about how they now want to date only “green” eco-conscious, like-minded folks, and they have their own websites for dating, got me thinking; how can I fuck with them?

ANSWER: I am going to play along. Thats right. I am going to create a profile, and sign up for this freak show. I will create the ultimate catch for these finger painting fools, and setup some great dates… Great for me and you the lucky folks who will be able to watch the footage I capture. My goal is to have a date that will go against everything they stand for. Stating with picking them up in an oil leaking 4x4 to killing our own dinner…

I hope to be able to capture the entire thing on film (either hidden cameras, or under the guise of a documentary or news bit on green dating), of just the audio. If audio is the only option I GUARANTEE to have it nice and spicy.

So stay tuned here on whoreshit.com to watch/read/hear the tale unfold.

..humm if it is in the right time of year I could offer to take them clubbing baby seals.

Editor in Chief,

Whoreshit.comn

Video

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 13:14:23 -0400

Go fuck yourself taken literally.

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 10:21:58 -0400

Go fuck yourself taken literally.

Fucking mice.. that will teach them

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 10:03:34 -0400

Fucking mice.. that will teach them

This one is for PIlls! Keeping Kermit going.

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 15:34:32 -0400

This one is for PIlls! Keeping Kermit going.

Joke of the day/week/month?:

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 11:39:37 -0400

Something clean for a change.. no we are not going soft.. tomorrow I will make you PUKE with the post!

Q: What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?

A: Dr Dre.

Giving shaving you nuts a new meaning! (found this one on...

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:02:00 -0400

Giving shaving you nuts a new meaning!

(found this one on www.popluationpaste.com Great site!)

Hey it is the Goat’s friend.. or is it him?

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:52:59 -0400

Hey it is the Goat’s friend.. or is it him?

The option pool was a little skinny this morning.

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 09:57:53 -0400

The option pool was a little skinny this morning.

This one crossed the line.... way past

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:28:38 -0400

Q: What is pink and covered in cobwebs?

A: Madeline McCann’s bike.

I have heard of crabs before.. but this is nuts!

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 15:06:05 -0400

I have heard of crabs before.. but this is nuts!

Housewares? How can that be gross?

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 10:54:30 -0400

Housewares? How can that be gross?

I liked it at first.. then it just got better

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 10:52:59 -0400

I liked it at first.. then it just got better:

You need to dedicate the time to watch the entire clip

I think she might be feeling a little sick.

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:10:15 -0400

I think she might be feeling a little sick.

To continue the fish theme!

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:04:56 -0400

To continue the fish theme!

Excuse me, but it seems that you have something on your...

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:05:56 -0400

Excuse me, but it seems that you have something on your pants.

(if you want to see the real gross shit from this set please send me an email)

A tribute of sorts

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:40:50 -0400

A tribute of sorts:

Now with music!

Whoreshit.com viewer challange

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:49:00 -0400

In the 15+ years of constant searching for the more “obscure” porn on the internet, I have had one thing that has proven to be elusive, or even non-existent. My challenge to you, the sick fucks who come to this site, is to track this item down, or even better to make the film yourself.

With out further ado - THE Challenge:

A girl showing an unopened bottle of beer, who then opens said beer and inserts the bottle in her ass, does a handstand (or variant such as the teddy bear stand) and allows the beer to flow from the bottle in to her ass. She then gets out of the handstand and squats over a pint glass, and allows the beer to flow from her ass in to the glass. And the grand finally is the girl then drinks the beer.

There is a prize for anyone who finds/makes this video. Please send submission to submission@whoreshit.com