This took all of the lines that might have been previously drawn, and tore (lol) right by them. This has in fact made me feel a bit off. I even debated putting this up or not..then I thought that is just what the fuck this site is for.
Get ready folks, this one will change you.
Just fucking wrong. This has just made my day less special! I am a fan of all things porn, and some things gross BUT THIS CROSSED the line. By a fucking long shot.
So here I am trying to get going after a weekend of burning tires, dumping used motor oil, and general shit I do, and I come in to this crap:
“VANCOUVER - It’s hard to believe that using “eco” to describe your sexual bent will help you land true love, but “green” is the latest trend in niche dating.”
Well this did nothing short of make my blood boil with hatred for these fucking hippies. It is now all but impossible for me to do anything without someone telling me how a) I could be doing it more “green” b) how their product/service is “green” FUCK THAT NOISE! I have had enough. Never before have I wanted to go dump oil in a stream, cut down a tree, run over a fucking hippie that is stopping rush hour traffic to tell us drivers how our commute to work is killing the earth…it just makes me think that if these people had jobs (would require lots of bathing, cutting of hair, and pruning of body hair) that they would have less time to waste my time.
So reading about these crazy fuckers talking about how they now want to date only “green” eco-conscious, like-minded folks, and they have their own websites for dating, got me thinking; how can I fuck with them?
ANSWER: I am going to play along. Thats right. I am going to create a profile, and sign up for this freak show. I will create the ultimate catch for these finger painting fools, and setup some great dates… Great for me and you the lucky folks who will be able to watch the footage I capture. My goal is to have a date that will go against everything they stand for. Stating with picking them up in an oil leaking 4x4 to killing our own dinner…
I hope to be able to capture the entire thing on film (either hidden cameras, or under the guise of a documentary or news bit on green dating), of just the audio. If audio is the only option I GUARANTEE to have it nice and spicy.
So stay tuned here on whoreshit.com to watch/read/hear the tale unfold.
..humm if it is in the right time of year I could offer to take them clubbing baby seals.
Editor in Chief,
Whoreshit.comn
1 year agoSomething clean for a change.. no we are not going soft.. tomorrow I will make you PUKE with the post!
Q: What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?
A: Dr Dre.
2 years ago
Giving shaving you nuts a new meaning!
(found this one on www.popluationpaste.com Great site!)
2 years ago
